OMG you guys it’s prom night. I’ll post hella pictures. You just wait. Your dashboard will just be me and my fantastic date, Ian. BE EXCITED, Y’ALL!
trapghoul: pussy 101 it cleans itself it has a smell (get over that, boo boo) it makes the rules
take-me-to-wond3rland replied to your post: take-me-to-wond3rland replied to your post: oMG… i knowwwwww! whateva im not tryna listen to them For real. It’s fun if you make if fun, so why not make it fun? Right?
take-me-to-wond3rland replied to your post: oMG YOU GUYS PROM IS TOMORROW I’M A LITTLE TOO… mhmmmmm girl i feel that so much. im wayyyy mto excited! like it’s tomorrow…. TOMORROW Actually! People being downers about it can go suck it. It’s gonna be so much funnn
oMG YOU GUYS PROM IS TOMORROW I’M A LITTLE TOO EXCITED FOR THIS Ima look hella sexy
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
indiandaughter: i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
Missing S.F. autistic girl found dead →
Mikaela Lynch, who had autism and the mental capacity of a 1-year-old, was last seen in the backyard of the home on Harbor Drive in Clearlake on Sunday around 1:30 p.m. She had been playing on a trampoline with her younger brother but was left alone briefly when he ran inside to avoid a bee, police said. Searchers had looked in the marshes near the home because Mikaela, who did not speak but could...
Me: Writes academic essay about the Riot Grrrl Revolution
Me: Begins essay with Bikini Kill lyrics
Me: I'm so fucking cultured
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
magicconchshell: imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
meowbella: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
weave-me-the-sunshine replied to your post: I played my new song for my dad and he cried. … ahhh why are you so amazing??? this is fantastic I love you more than bunnies
I played my new song for my dad and he cried. This doesn’t mean much though… he cried in Finding Nemo.
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: i would literally rip out my uterus and burn it in a fire if i had the chance
I used to have a recurring dream when I was...
fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay.
gentle-insomnia: It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.
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egg-rolls: my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
I had an amazing conversation with my friend today. We’re both romantics who are chronically lonely, and we were talking about our futures and how we’re afraid that we’ll never truly fall in love. We were taking a walk through Fisherman’s Wharf and he said something so poetic and beautiful that it made me tear up: “One day, we’ll be sitting in a coffee shop...